The story, minus the lecture

The joke writes itself

Some decisions deserve a second thought. These get a graphic tee. Badfluence makes punchy merch for questionable judgment, good stories, and the friends who definitely saw it coming.

Dress for the alibi

“Professionally Unqualified.” “My Lawyer Said Stop.” “Built Different. Mostly Wrong.” The punchlines are the point; the person wearing them can supply the backstory.

No life coaching here

Bad decisions are the joke, not shopping advice. The shop has current availability and product details; our shipping and returns pages have the less entertaining but more useful information.