Bad Decisions Co. / Poor judgment, good merch.

Bad decisions.
Look good on you.

For people with excellent taste and a long history of ignoring it. Wear the evidence. Deny everything.

Good judgment sold separately.

Badfluence apparel

Bad Decisions Co.

A questionable call. A decent outfit.

Not legal advice

No life coaching.
You’re welcome.

Questionable slogans. Actual details.

Read the fine print before making it official.

Return policy

01 / The attitude

A warning label
with better taste.

We make merch for people who hear “maybe don’t” and file it under “noted.” No pep talks. Just the punchline.

The Badfluence state of mind

Bad decisions.
Good stories.

For the group-chat instigators, garage regulars, and people who know better. In theory.

01

Dress for the alibi

Shirts and hoodies bring the punchline. What you do after that is between you and the group chat.

02

The lineup has the facts

What’s actually available, what it costs, and the useful details live in the shop. Revolutionary, we know.

03

The current mood

Professionally Unqualified. My Lawyer Said Stop. Financially Irresponsible. Another Poor Decision. Built Different. Mostly Wrong.

02 / Choose the evidence

Current poor decisions.

See what’s in the shop

Consider this your warning.

Wear the decision.
Own the story.

Pick your punchline. The explanation is yours.

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